curtest:

My mom says that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.

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  • perks of staying at home: 24/7 wifi access
  • but 100% chance of getting fat lol
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  • cashier: need any bags?
  • me: no thanks i have plenty under my eyes
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twerkings:

do you ever wonder if your followers ever talk about you outside of tumblr

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bigrnac:

on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet

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